Jokes #01
Webmaster's note:
Jokes with a (ME) attached to mean that I am one of the "I know I've watched too much Eva..."
1. You buy three hard discs to your computer and name then MAGI Melchior-1, MAGI Balthazar-2 and MAGI Caspar and then force Microsoft or some other company designing anti-virus programs so design a program that can destroy viruses named Ireul.
2. When you demand that your local policitians should build special shelters in case of an Angel Attack.
3. When you name your First Child "Rei", your Second Child "Asuka, your Third Child "Shinji, your Fourth Child "Toji" and your Fifth Child "Kaworu".
4. When you train yourself to open up the walls of your heart and release your Absolute Terror Field.
5. When you send mails to the UN, demanding them to create an organization named SEELE, then an organization named Gehirn and later on rename Gehirn to NERV.
6. When you try to recreate the H.I.P (TV-series) and conduct it on a bluehaired quiet girl, a redhead obnoxious girl and a weird brownhaired guy.
7. When you go the Church, walk up to the altar and demand that God won't to send his Angels to kill us.
8. When you go the Church, walk up to the altar and command God to send his Angels to kill us.
9. When you start a crusade with the goal to get people who are faithful Evangelion Fans, to become saviors of the "Non-Eva-Fans".
10. When you dig up your backyard and reconstruct the Geofront, in case of the Second Impact.
11. When you know the Cd-version of Zankoku Na Tenshi No Teeze in Japanese by heart. (ME)
11. When you know the complete English translation of the Cd-version of Zankokuna Tenshi No Teeze. (ME)
12. When you know complete translations of Zankoku Na Tenshi No Teeze in any other language! (ME)(Swedish, Danish)
13. When you've had at least one Eva-related dream. (ME)
14. When you visit message boards daily to argue about Eva stuff. (ME)
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